I’ve already said what I have to say about each hat, so let’s just rank them from 30 to 1 with little tiny versions of my painstaking MS Paint drawings of the logos. Now that a few days have passed and my anger about the complexity of some of these logos have faded, I feel sorely tempted to re-rank some of these (I’m looking at you, beautiful White Sox logo). However, I committed to rankings and I’m stubbornly sticking to them no matter how I might feel now.
I’ve included a small amount of information of interest to nobody but myself with each hat. Thank you for playing the home version of our game.
30. Seattle Mariners
Do I own a hat from this team? Yes
This design? No, this one. The correct one.
Do I wear it? Yes, fairly regularly.
29. Miami Marlins
Do I own a hat from this team? No
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? If I had one, I would wear it with the knowledge that I might be mistaken for Florida Man.
28. Arizona Diamondbacks
Do I own a hat from this team? No, but I’ve visited Arizona so I could.
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? I would wear it and tell anyone who asked that it was the logo for my new start up.
27. Washington Nationals
Do I own a hat from this team? No, but I’ve visited D.C. so I could.
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? I’m not sure I could bring myself to wear Patriot Snake, even on the 4th.
26. Tampa Bay Rays
Do I own a hat from this team? No
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? And advertise that I had TB? Maybe, depending on the circumstances.
25. Houston Astros
Do I own a hat from this team? No, but I’ve visited Houston, so I could
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? I love the History Channel, so yes.
24. St. Louis Cardinals
Do I own a hat from this team? No
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? I… uh… maybe?
23. Colorado Rockies
Do I own a hat from this team? No, but I have visited Colorado so I could
This design? N/A
Do I wear it? I’d look cool cruising around in this hat with my sunglasses blasting Big Head Todd and The Monsters.
22. San Diego Padres
Do I own a hat from this team? No
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? No – but I would wear any Padres gear with this logo.
21. Minnesota Twins
Do I own a hat from this team? Yes
This design? No, mine has this logo I think
Do I wear it? Not as often as I used to. No idea why.
20. Milwaukee Brewers
Do I own a hat from this team? No
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? Not if I could wear one with this logo instead.
19. Detroit Tigers
Do I own a hat from this team? No
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? With pride.
18. Cleveland Indians
Do I own a hat from this team? No
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? Not until they change their team name.
17. Philadelphia Phillies
Do I own a hat from this team? No, but I have visited Philadelphia so I could
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? I’m not sure I own a shirt that matches this. I’m not sure any shirt does. In other words, yes.
16. Los Angeles Angels
Do I own a hat from this team? No but I have visited L.A. so I could
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? Yes and I’d be filled with nostalgia for the days of Nolan Ryan.
15. Chicago White Sox
Do I own a hat from this team? No, but I have visited Chicago so I could
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? If my friends who love the Cubs would let me? Sure.
14. Kansas City Royals
Do I own a hat from this team? No
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? Yes, though we’ll never be royals.
13. Texas Rangers
Do I own a hat from this team? No, but I have been to Texas so I could.
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? Yes, but probably only around Texans.
12. Baltimore Orioles
Do I own a hat from this team? No, but I have been to Baltimore so I could
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? I would wear this silly bird every single day. It’s just so happy.
11. Cincinnati Reds
Do I own a hat from this team? No
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? Out of respect for the 70’s Reds, whom I loved, I would.
10. Toronto Blue Jays
Do I own a hat from this team? Yes, two
This design? Yes and their less cool earlier logo
Do I wear it? All. The, Time.
9. Oakland Athletics
Do I own a hat from this team? Yes
This design? Yes
Do I wear it? Sometimes, but it makes me nervous.
8. Atlanta Braves
Do I own a hat from this team? No, but I have been to Atlanta, so I could
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? Not until they change their team name.
7. Chicago Cubs
Do I own a hat from this team? No, but I have been to Chicago so I could
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? Yes, even though I’m worried that it is cursed.
6. San Francisco Giants
Do I own a hat from this team? Yes
This design? Yes
Do I wear it? Pretty regularly actually.
5. Pittsburgh Pirates
Do I own a hat from this team? No, but I have been to Pittsburgh so I could.
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? Sure, why not?
4. New York Mets
Do I own a hat from this team? No, but I have in the past
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? Absolutely. I should get a Mets hat the next time I’m in NYC.
3. Los Angeles Dodgers
Do I own a hat from this team? Yes
This design? Yes
Do I wear it? Yes, because it’s the most comfortable hat I currently own. I spent way too much on it.
2. New York Yankees
Do I own a hat from this team? No, but I have been to New York so I could.
This design? N/A
Would I wear it? Only if some cruel person sticks it on my corpse, preferably right before I’m cremated.
1. Boston Red Sox
Do I own a hat from this team? Oh my yes
This design? Of course
Would I wear it? I wore it today and will probably wear it again tomorrow. I even wash it.
Coming soon – Visit our About This Project page and scroll down to the bottom to suggest what we should rank next! Also, Elvis Costello singles and hopefully INXS singles.
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